I have mentioned before my fondness for Juanita Jean, The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Shop. It’s the blog Molly Ivins would have authored had she lived into the blog era.
I want to share a recent post in its entirety. It’s amusing–but like most of Juanita Jean’s observations, it’s also pretty profound.
Remember back last summer when Trump took away John Brennan’s security clearance? Brennan says he hasn’t heard from anybody about anything officially notifying him that his pass had been revoked, so maybe …
Yep. Trump never did it. Brenna still has a full clearance because …
But the White House never followed through with the complex bureaucratic work it would have taken to strip the clearance, according to a person familiar with the process.
Okay, you get to pick: lazy or stupid.
I’m going with the hybrid – too dumb to find out how but also too lazy to follow through even if they did find out how.
Trump doesn’t care about accomplishing anything. He just wants headlines.
Anyone who has followed this administration can attest to the accuracy of this observation. For most of us, the first impulse is to bemoan the fact that we have a President with a very limited intellect who clearly knows nothing about the job he was accidentally elected to do.
I have a different reaction: relief.
I’ve noted before that when Trump is sued for doing something that violates the law, or is otherwise stupid or damaging, he almost always loses. This is because he–and the Keystone Kops with whom he has surrounded himself–rarely know what the hell they are doing, and even more rarely follow the rules that govern policy change.
Think about this: Virtually everything the Trump Administration tries to do is wrong, damaging, corrupt, unAmerican and (often) incredibly stupid.
Can you imagine how bad it would be if this crew was competent? (Think of the incredible damage Mitch McConnell has done to American democracy, because he’s both evil and good at what he does.)
Thank God they are–to repeat Juanita Jean’s accurate observation-too dumb to learn and too lazy to follow through even if they did.